A little peek, a little tease

Did that line make you look? LOL. Well, it is a little peek and a little tease but maybe not the kind you might have thought of. My oh my, what naughty minds! Teehee.

This is still a WIP but I'm having so much fun creating it I just had to share a little peek and a little tease.

Where did Spring go?

Today is the first day of Spring. Hooray! Trees are beginning to bud, warm breezes are gently blowing across my yard ...... wait ...... what's this? What am I hearing? It sounds like little pebbles hitting my roof? Sleet,(blink,blink) am I hearing sleet? Okay, maybe I just need a cup of coffee to get my old brain going this morning. While it's brewing I'll let the dogs out for their morning romp and ..... whoa ..... it really is sleeting! What happened to the nice warm weather we've had all week. I even opened my windows for a few days to let in the fresh air and blow out the winter stuffiness. Now it's freezing and we have sleet .... and snow? Two inches of snow!

I'm going back to bed, someone wake me when spring really gets here.

Automated voice systems ..... grr

My hubbahubby is flying to CA tonight to visit his brother and to pick up a car that his brother has given to us as a gift. This morning he asked me to call the airlines to make sure he could actually carry on the new license plates for the car since he was only taking one carry-on luggage and his laptop. Being the loving wife that I am I jumped right in a called the 1-800 # to the airline.

Computer voice: Welcome to our automated voice system. Please choose from the following list. Say Tickets for tickets, say Mileage for flyer miles, say more options for more options.
Me: More options
It: I'm sorry I did not understand you.
Me: Ugh
It: I'm sorry I did not understand you.
Me. MORE OPTIONS
It: I'm sorry I did not understand you.
Me. Operator.
It: Did you say more options?
Me: Yes
It: I'm sorry I did not understand you.
Me: Operator
It: Did you wish to speak to an Operator?
Me: (finally) Yes
It: I'm sorry I did not understand you.
Me: O-P-E-R-A-T-O-R!
It: Did you wish to speak to an Operator
Me: YES, you piece of .......
It: To make sure I connect you to the correct Operator do you wish to speak to a Representative about flights within the USA?
Me: Yes
It: Thank you, I will now connect you to an International Flight Representative
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jack B. Rotten ornament

Jack B. Rotten is my new series of Halloween pumpkins that have a rather rotten attitude. These pumpkins are just plain not so nice and don't want to be anyone's jack-o-laterns. I have several more in the works but wanted you all to see the first one. The title of this ornament is "What Kitty?"





Okay now, no hate mail from cat lovers. I too love the little fur balls but you have to admit that sometimes those fuzzy cuties can be a pest and this pumpkin wants nothing to do with Halloween or those cute little black kitties.

You can find this in my Etsy shop